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PostSubject: Aurora Fleet: Rules That Should Be   Thu Apr 23, 2015 7:53 am

I thought that it would be funny to compile a list of unofficial rules for the Fleet. Consider it a warning guide to any newcomers of how insane we are!

(Please note that this is not to be taken seriously, it's just a bit of fun)

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1. Please do not encourage the Jiseth. We are trying to rehome her mind from the gutter.

2. Sanity is an optional element. Possession of a sane mind will not help you here.

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PostSubject: Re: Aurora Fleet: Rules That Should Be   Thu Apr 23, 2015 11:59 am

3. We wear pink on Wednesdays. NO EXCEPTIONS.

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PostSubject: Re: Aurora Fleet: Rules That Should Be   Thu Apr 23, 2015 2:20 pm

Nuuuu, not pink!

4. Never take anything Zero says or does personally.

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PostSubject: Re: Aurora Fleet: Rules That Should Be   Thu Apr 23, 2015 6:39 pm

5. When in doubt give Julia a cup of coffee.

6. Rama may not always get away with it. But he is so cute and personable that he cant be put in jail.


7.Gabe may only be addressed as GAAAAABEEEEE

8, Ad to set the record straight; once and for all; its ARCH (pronounced ARK)

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PostSubject: Re: Aurora Fleet: Rules That Should Be   Thu Apr 23, 2015 7:21 pm

9. If you work in Gabriel Arthur's department, you're going to drink moonshine at some point.

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PostSubject: Re: Aurora Fleet: Rules That Should Be   Thu Apr 23, 2015 10:18 pm

10. Safefta may seem like a bitter, broken mess on the outside, but she's really a bitter, broken mess on the inside too.

11. If Thelos asks to go ice fishing, do not say yes.

12. Do not make loud noises. It frightens the engineers and irritates the captain.

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PostSubject: Re: Aurora Fleet: Rules That Should Be   Fri Apr 24, 2015 2:39 pm

13. Don't make fun of Ilana's stammer.

14. Don't make fun of Ilana's stammer, especially if Raynor's within earshot.

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PostSubject: Re: Aurora Fleet: Rules That Should Be   Fri Apr 24, 2015 4:02 pm

15. It doesn't matter who made fun of Ilana's stammer - Raynor will kill them all so the Great Bird will know his own.

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PostSubject: Re: Aurora Fleet: Rules That Should Be   Fri Apr 24, 2015 11:32 pm

16. Rama will turn any opportunity into a profitable one.

17. If you didn't know Leela was 419 years old... she will remind you.

18. When the captain pinches the bridge of her nose. It's all over.

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PostSubject: Re: Aurora Fleet: Rules That Should Be   Sat Apr 25, 2015 1:39 am

19. Steal underpants

20.

21. Profit

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PostSubject: Re: Aurora Fleet: Rules That Should Be   Sat Apr 25, 2015 7:36 am

22. One does not simply avoid playing princess dress-up with Seika.

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PostSubject: Re: Aurora Fleet: Rules That Should Be   Sat Apr 25, 2015 8:04 am

23. If you come across a locked room on the Phoenix while looking for either the Captain or the Chief Engineer, don't go in.

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PostSubject: Re: Aurora Fleet: Rules That Should Be   Sat Apr 25, 2015 1:34 pm

24. Do not inquire as to how Zero Alpha owns the largest pornography collection in Starfleet history

25. Do learn the value of the words "personal research" and "enhanced situational awareness" with regard to Rule 24 to circumvent the Captain's ban on downloading such material

26. Improvise

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PostSubject: Re: Aurora Fleet: Rules That Should Be   Sat Apr 25, 2015 9:19 pm

27. Don't let them promote you.

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PostSubject: Re: Aurora Fleet: Rules That Should Be   Sun Apr 26, 2015 1:36 am

28. Do not house an Andorian and a Cardassian in the same room. The temperature variance would break the environmental systems.

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PostSubject: Re: Aurora Fleet: Rules That Should Be   Sun Apr 26, 2015 7:41 pm

29. All Arthurs are trustworthy.

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PostSubject: Re: Aurora Fleet: Rules That Should Be   Mon Apr 27, 2015 1:14 pm

30. If Zero starts to take an interest in you, be afraid. Be very afraid.

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PostSubject: Re: Aurora Fleet: Rules That Should Be   Mon Apr 27, 2015 3:29 pm

31. Don't tell Zero she blends into the sickbay's lights. She knows.

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PostSubject: Re: Aurora Fleet: Rules That Should Be   Mon Apr 27, 2015 10:12 pm

32. The cold never bothered Thelos anyway.

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PostSubject: Re: Aurora Fleet: Rules That Should Be   Mon Apr 27, 2015 11:59 pm

33. Rule 33 is a lie.

34. If there is a character couple, there is also an erotic thread for said couple in another location. No exceptions.

35. If said thread does not yet exist, it soon will.

36. No matter what, everyone loves Jiseth. NO EXCEPTIONS!

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PostSubject: Re: Aurora Fleet: Rules That Should Be   Tue Apr 28, 2015 8:30 am

37. Rule 34 only exists in Jiseth's head.

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PostSubject: Re: Aurora Fleet: Rules That Should Be   Tue Apr 28, 2015 12:51 pm

38. Safefta knows if you've been using the ship's system to download porn. You don't want that.

39. Rule 34 is completely legitimate.

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PostSubject: Re: Aurora Fleet: Rules That Should Be   Wed Apr 29, 2015 1:40 pm

40. Rule 36 is a figment of it's creators imagination.

41. You MUST make Gavin uncomfortable... or the story isn't worth playing.

42. Before you read any of Sheridan's posts you must first have a hearty meal and a cup of coffee... it will take a moment to get through the novel.

43. There is a hidden command thread where Arch, Sheridan and Julia play tongo all night!

44. Skype is for stuff to inappropriate to publish on a family-friendly site.

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PostSubject: Re: Aurora Fleet: Rules That Should Be   Wed Apr 29, 2015 2:06 pm

25. Don't touch the Antenna.

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PostSubject: Re: Aurora Fleet: Rules That Should Be   Wed Apr 29, 2015 11:32 pm

46. Chicks dig the Plutonia.

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