I'm surprised that nobody's done something like this. There are so many out there! I'll probably add more as I remember them.
"They like you very much, but they are not the hell your whales."
- Spock (Star Trek IV The Voyage Home)
"Well, uh, double dumb-ass on you!" (Sorry for the swearing)
- Kirk (Star Trek IV A Voyage Home)
Kirk: "How many fingers do I have up?" (*He holds up a Vulcan salute*)
McCoy "That's not very damn funny."
Kirk: "Your sense of humor's returned!"
McCoy: "The hell it has!"
(Star Trek III The Search For Spock)
"Live long and prosper."
"It's difficult to work in a group when you're omnipotent."
"Perhaps someday we'll discover that space and time are simpler than the human equation."
- Jean-Luc Picard
Like I said, more to come. You totally can't tell that I like Spock. Or Star Trek IV
"Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic."